Final project for Post Production class. Criteria: no moving shots and no spoken dialog. This project is both a send up and an homage to 60's art films.
The French was taken from a CC 2.0 licensed audio book of the Red Mask of Death by Poe that you can find here:
Yes, I know the French spoken doesn't match the subtitling. That is the joke. Ha ha, now were all laughing.